Mommy: What's in your diaper?
Mommy: Jackson, what's your name?
Jackson: Poo poo!
Lizzie had just gotten out of the tub and was analyzing her wet face in the mirror...
Lizzie: (dead serious) Mommy, there's a problem... I have one big eye and one little eye.
Lizzie to Ammon: You went to the no-fair and so did I!
"no-fair" = The Big Fresno Fair
3 years ago