Lizzie: Mommy I want to go to Campus Club.
Me: I'm sorry sweetie, you don't get to go to Campus Club. Lizzie, do you know why you don't go to Campus Club?
Me: Campus Club is a place for kids to go when their mommies and daddies are at work. You don't get to go to Campus club because I don't go to work - I get to stay home with you and take care of you!
Lizzie: Mom (in her sassy teenager voice), you need to go to work so I can go to Campus Club!