The scene: I'm changing Jackson's diaper. It's totally empty. No peeps, no poops, but it totally stinks!
Me: Whew! Jackson made some stinky toots!
Jackson: No. Mommy made toots!
Me: Excuse me?!
Jackson: Ha ha. Mommy toot.
The scene: Lizzie and I are reading Peter Pan. Trying to lure Jackson over to story time, I say...
Me: Jackson, come see Peter Pan and Tinker Bell.
Jackson: (Takes his time thinking about the offer and starts saying...) Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell. (I could almost hear the gears in his mind shifting as he started singing...) Tinker Bell, Tinker Bell, Tinker all the way...
3 years ago