kids say the darndest things

Jackson: Mommy, I say shut up.

Me: No, Jackson. We don't say that word. It's not nice.

Jackson: The TV says I say shut up.

Me: Jackson, that's not a nice word. You don't say that!

Jackson: Doctor says I say shut up.

Me: WHAT?!

Jackson: Thomas the Train say shut up.

Me: Jackson, nice boys don't say that. You need to be nice to your friends. Are you nice boy? Or mean boy?

Jackson: I nice boy, mommy. I no say shut up.